Tag Archives: Humor
Sometimes at work …
… when your co-worker gets all snotty about prepositions (“I think they mean on the web page, not in it!”) you have to make a police badge. Preposition police: In your face. On your case! Which she’ll wear with pride.
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I lied, but here’s a T-rex joke.
Oops, you didn’t see me much this week as I promised. Turns out I was sleeping until 1 p.m. every day. I’ve been working the late shift at work and for some reason sleeping the remaining hours of every day. … Continue reading
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One of life’s little mysteries
Cat Dog. Just … why? And how did they (it?) do their (its?) business? I really think they should have made Cat Dog anatomically correct. It would have solved years of questions and pondering from a curious audience. Sorry for … Continue reading
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Disaster preparedness.
I may not be prepared for a natural disaster, but God dang it am I prepared for the neighbors or housemates being loud. I never have fewer than five boxes of earplugs. The United Kingdom makes it difficult for me … Continue reading
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I’m a fashionable, yet hairy, single Muslim gal
Every now and then I’ll have a period of a couple months where I’ll receive the same ad, everywhere I go. One time Mr. Web thought I was extremely hairy(??!), so he kept offering me mass hair removal products. I … Continue reading
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Does hailing cabs make you fabulous?
Before I moved to London I couldn’t wait until the day I was a big city gal, whimsically hailing cabs with a casually glorious semi-smile on my face. I’d toss my shopping bags in the back and be on my … Continue reading
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Parents on Facebook: Friend or Don’t Friend?
A blogger I follow wrote about how she only recently added her parents on Facebook, despite living 4,000 miles away from them. I couldn’t believe it! But then I started thinking about it, and I wouldn’t want most people’s parents … Continue reading
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Bad Mom
I don’t know how old I’ll be before I stop blaming my parents for not forcing me to watch culturally relevant movies, but I think late twenties is still OK. I guess age doesn’t matter so much as when the … Continue reading
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In case you were wondering …
In the event that you happened to spend your Sunday morning soaking red onions in water to take the edge off and then decided to do a little research to see if it really works but you instead stumbled upon … Continue reading
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The Tale of the Eaten Leg
This completely describes my way of thinking. Sometimes I’ll be ridiculously hot, but I will not stick my leg or arm off the side of the bed out of some deep fear that it’ll get eaten or grabbed by a … Continue reading
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I want to blame the British, but it could be karma.
Let’s start by talking about how I got trapped in my bedroom this weekend. The wonderfully constructed, cheap plastic door handle fell off this indestructible metal box with a dead bolt and latch, leaving me absolutely no way to get … Continue reading
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8,000 messages.
Check out my Gmail. I hate everyone with fewer than 7,911 messages in their inbox. I hate you for being organized and keeping control of your life. Go away. Check out my work e-mail, which I’ve had about a year … Continue reading
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My sister was in Dumb and Dumber
Notice any similarities? Jim: Karen: She gave her self a haircut and the bangs went a little wrong. We looked up a picture and purely by coincidence they were wearing the same shirt, so she was a good sport and … Continue reading
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Lint is a shell’s best friend
I know I sometimes post a lot of crap on this blog and instruct you to listen/read/watch, but for the love of all that’s holy, please watch this video. If you’re one of the 12 million people who have already … Continue reading
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